Random ass blog.
catgotyoururl:

I know this is from the onion but I honestly don’t even doubt it

catgotyoururl:

I know this is from the onion but I honestly don’t even doubt it

(Source: theonion, via thatsmoderatelyraven)

chrom-o-ween:

*British blogger voice* I CAN’T BELIEVE AMERICANS DON’T HAVE TREES OR AIR OR FOOD OR NOUNS

(via asparagays)

jesusinc:

I love sunglasses, am I looking at that tree? Am I staring at your dick? Who knows!

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nowletmeseeyouwop:

im pretty sure i just found someone throwing a dead body into a lake on google maps

nowletmeseeyouwop:

im pretty sure i just found someone throwing a dead body into a lake on google maps

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harlequinesque:

karma’s only a bitch if you are

(Source: funnuraba, via asparagays)

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timecurry:

hellohelbig:

justindonuts:

lets-get-krunk:

"I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean" an autobiography

"Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out" a sequel

"Now that I’m out, I don’t want to put on clothes" the spin-off

"I’m sitting here in my towel and I must have showered 2 hours ago" the self help booklet

(via the-land-of-vegemite)

me: "no honestly I'm the most chill person you'll ever meet"
me: *throws shade 24/7*
me: *blatantly hates everyone and everything*
me: *is overdramatic*
me: *is a major asshole*
me: *complains about everything*

madehimsaycomfychairs:

thebeauty-isa-beast:

curvellas:

my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.

My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my  eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

this is my favorite post on tumblr currently

(via uke-n-puke)

theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

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themed by coryjohnny for tumblr